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conversationparade:

[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing

[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length

[step 3] move in for the kill

annefranksgasmask:

fensti:

annefranksgasmask:

school would be 800% better if there was no math involved

If no math was involved how would you know it was 800% better?

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